1 + 1

The hardest question you'll find in a math test

1 + 1 = orange

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1 + 1

If the era of the dinosaurs isn't justified, why should this equation be?

Your Teacher: "Because it's math you idiot! 1 + 1 isn't rocket science!"
My Teacher: "?"
Nice Teacher: "Nice try! I'll help you later!"
Best Teacher: "....."

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1+1

Its a very simple math problem, but yet its freaking hard at three in the morning without coffee.

hey, whats 1+1 ? me? I have no idea what it is

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+1

1.) A post in a forum/message board that indicates the person agrees with a previous or quoted reply to a thread.

2.) Shorthand for "My thoughts exactly" or "me too".

Joe posts: "Urbandictionary.com is a great site for learning forum speak."

Floe responds: "+1"

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:-1

Used to represent a sly grin or a smirk in an Instant Message or SMS conversation.

DeliciisB4b3: Ur sooo hottt omg
HottguyF00tb4ll: I no, rght? :-1

!!!!1

When you are so excited or so angry that you lift your hand off the shift key to early and accidentally put a "1" at the end of your numerous exclamation marks.

Mother: GET HOME NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Child: Ugh okay!

Jenny: I cant wait to finally have sex with him!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Dan: Um I am you ex why are you telling me this?

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+1

As a telephone number, +1 represents the North American Numbering Plan - which covers much of the English-speaking Caribbean as well as Canada, the US and its possessions. It's much like the "+1" concept in event invitations - you want to invite Canada, but they won't come unless you let them bring their loud, obnoxious neighbor as a "+1".

Life was so much simpler before the phone companies found computers. Instead of singing "PEnnsylvania 6-5000" all of the musicians stand up and call out "+1-212-736-5000" now? Where's the tradition in that?

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