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A kickass band from Baltimore, Maryland. Made by two straight-edge guys name Joey and Clinton; with a sound like T. Mills and 3OH!3 with some added jizz-worthy screams you better love them.
Jesus: Have you heard that new song by Deuce Deuce?
Alejandro: Poker Face? Yeah man, that shit`s crazy good.
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Pasted Tense of Deuce. Fucked. Owned.
Man, I just got fucking deuced!
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(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation
Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"
Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.
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When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.
Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".
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Two 7.5 mg Vicodin combined with two 10 mg Valium.
"Yo, pass me a deuce deuce and let's get jacked up."
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When you flip that middle finger, and that index finger follows. Giving the "peace out" when you're done with a person...physically, mentally or spiritually.
My girl always be on some B.S. so I had to give her the deuces.
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