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When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.
Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto
He loves JBL
Drinking milshakes
He is the best
And the worst person you net in live
I meet guy in shop i think he was fine
-what he was doing
-checiking a JBL and saying ale nakurwia basem
-typical keto
When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!