A Scottish Greeting

Short and sweet, a headbutt in the face

Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does

Greetings and Salutations

“FUK YUWH”
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"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"

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meet and greet

Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.

The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.

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secret greetings

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.

"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
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"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.

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Greeting Person

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

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reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"