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Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.
"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."
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Used as a delivery to a joke, the nobody joke is seen mostly in youtube comments whenever a video gets popular.
The people that make this joke consist of 12 to 15 year olds that think that racist irony is comedy gold.
Most of the time, the punchline is a timestamp from video. Rendering the joke, completely useless.
Example 1:
nobody:
me when I see big chungus crossing the street : NOW THATS WHOLESOME 100
Example 2
Nobody:
Me when trump sais build the wall : 0:45
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Nobody is perfect,but my name is nobody so that makes me perfect
nobody is perfect,worship him...
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Term given to people who try and get their name added to Urban Dictionary and/or Wikipedia, by simply creating a new term and then adding completely bogus information to make themselves look cool.
CainAble (While editing for Urban Dictionary): Accept. Accept. WTF, that doesn't even make sense, Reject! Accept. LMAO thats a good one, accept that one! OMFG! Why do these people insist on trying to get their names into U.D.?! Fucking nobodies! REJECT!
Dude: Hey, did you hear that Dan tried to get his name into Wikipedia and was rejected. LMAO!
Bro: What a fucking dumbass! Doesn't he know that they would have rejected that.
Dude: No, he is just a nobody!
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