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What you call a pornstar when you don't know their name.
"Dude, She's hot."
"Who is..?"
"Uh, Noemi."
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Not to be confused with Naomi which is pronounced “Nay-Oh-Me”
Noemi is pronounced “No-Ehm-Me”
But both names can simply be called “No-Me” if the a or e are silent
It is common for people to call Noemi as Nomi instead
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Noemie is literally the best person ever she is always so kind and caring with everyone . She would never tell your secrets to anyone . She has the most gorgeous face with this little nose and these beautiful eyes . She will always make you laugh even when your sad she will be happy for both of you . She is so fun and friendly but shy at the same time . And when she is trying to make up to you how cuteeeee she is . Noemie is literally like THE person yo have in your life because she will always support and care about you even if you are enemy .
Random person : Omg noemie is so cool look she made me this super cute Bob !
Boy 1 : guys I think I love noemie she is so cute and intelligent and kind like who wouldn’t be in love in her !
Boy 2 : bro your so right like she really is the best
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A cradle-snatching woman with a belly button deep enough to hold secrets for up to 5 months
Andrew: Yo, that cradle-snatching woman has been holding that secret in her belly button for up to 5 months
Mikey: True, she's such a Noemie
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The name that a cult in the Philippines chose for the Child Jesus. This has turned into a meme by religious millennials in the Philippines.
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A short bitch who likes beets and can fly
You seen noemi around?
Nah she flew off around an hour ago
Fuck she took all my goddamn beets
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Dosent understand brackets. Points alot. Forgets friends names. Dosent know the word blasphemy. Reads aloud. Likes watching turtle porn because it's funny. Cant pronounce frudelent and malicious. Eats alot of salads. Drinks too much tea. Loves raisins. Tea smells like pickle juice. Hates carrots. Got sick from eating dumpster pizza. Has boyfriend. Is going to fail Pidds quiz. Isnt studying. Dosent like it when people talk about her without including her in the conversation.
That Noemi sure likes turtles.
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