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bitch it's me, and I read all of y'alls Nolan definitions, and they are the biggest lies ever.
Did you hear about Nolan? Yeah, me neither.
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A abnormally large penis that is always blocking entraces and getting in the way.
Yo buddy, get that Nolan out of my way.
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A god among men, with muscles made of mountains. His large shiny nose is sometimes adorned with a graceful pimple, and he is very scary when angered so make sure to make sacrifices to him.
KoolAidMan: And then Nolan chugged seven chocolate milks and slammed the last on to his lunch trey. It was amazing and terrifying.
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A HORRIBLE LITTLE BROTHER WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF!!! YOUR NOLAN MIGHT BE AMAZING BUT MINE SURE ISN'T!!!!!!!
Me: "Nolan time to eat."
him: "SHUTUP!!! I'M PLAYING FORTNITE WITH MY DUDES!!!"
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A cool dude who’s always wanting to help out others. He has a super cool sense of humor but is always making editorial comments. He will put other people before him and takes challenges like they are nothing. He’s super athletic and has high standards for himself and others. All of the girls will fall for him but he usually turns them down and has his eyes searching for the right girl
Wouldn’t you say Nolan is a god bro?
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A Nolan will always be by your side and do anything for the women he loves. Nolan is great in bed and always ready for sex. Nolan is great at sports. He love to go on vacation. Nolan loves guns and to go hunting and fishing. His favorite friend will stand by his side. Nolan will like a girl named Lauren. Nolan will protect everyone he knows and loves and is always ready to fight.
girls guns
WOW is that must be a Nolan.
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