Northern Virginia

A region in the north of Virginia consisting of Fairfax, Arlington, Loudon, Prince William, Alexandria, and Falls Church. It is a largely suburban area. It is home to an unusually high proportion of immigrants and minorities, particularly Asians. Because most Northern Virginians either moved to the area recently or are descended from people who did, the region's culture is not primarily Southern as the rest of Virginia is, and it tends to vote liberal more than the rest of the state. Its economy is heavily influenced by its proximity to Washington D.C., and many residents work in the government or technology. These industries have made Northern Virginia is very affluent, and as of 2009, 4 of the top 10 highest-income counties in the U.S. are in Northern Virginia. Lower education in Northern Virginia is some of the best in the country.

Some immature Northern Virginians condescend to Southern Virginians and whine about their tax dollars going to the south. Some immature Southern Virginians complain about how arrogant, bratty, and stupid they like to imagine Northern Virginians are. Most people in both regions are normal, perfectly nice people who know better than to define themselves by the patch of geography they happen to live on.

Alice: Hi, I'm from Northern Virginia.
Bob: Hi, I'm from Southern Virginia.
Alice: Uh oh... you're not an illiterate, racist redneck, are you?
Bob: Um, no. You're not a shallow, soulless trust-fund brat, are you?
Alice: Not really. Hey, do you want to go make fun of Californians instead?
Bob: Yeah, I can't stand those guys!

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Northern Boulevard

A major boulevard in Queens NY and also its longest. Northern Boulevard is over 12 miles long in Queens, starting of at Queens Boulevard in Long Island City and going all the way to Nassau County. Mostly a 4 lane boulevard throughout its entire stretch, with alot of traffic lights and stores through most of the neighborhoods it cuts through.

Route 25A is Northern Boulevard.

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northern downpour

the official fansite of panic at the disco.

northern downpour sends its love

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northern lights

Currently the second strongest weed available. It prevailed for a long time as the strongest until white widow was introduced. Named after the glimmer of the trichomes and crystals covering the buds in comparsion to the actual northern lights. It also has a very bright, pine green color to it. Very hard to find the real stuff nowadays. A one hit knockout.

Ayo, lets go cop some northern lights. That shit'll put you on your ass from one hit.

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Northern England

englands version of the deep south in the USA, except without the sunny weather, mostly very rural, especially in lancashire, yorkshire, cheshire and cumbria, full of people who are proud of their family roots and pround to be northern, also northerners arent inbread, they are loyal, hard working and hard drinking. also, it is and incredibly relaxed place with green fields and cleen air.

northern england is just better than the south

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northern virginian

A native born local resident of the Northern Virginia DC Metropolitan area. Northern Virginians are considered Northerners by everybody but themselves. They comprise a small fraction of the small fraction of the native born Virginians that live in the Northern Virginia area. They occasionally ponder the possibility of splitting away from Richmond, taking their money with them and forming a separate state. They regularly tell personal anecdotes about literal run- ins with Maryland drivers.

Billy: " Aren't you sick of being treated like crap by the suits in Richmond?"

Bob: " Yeah, I think we should keep our tax dollars right here."

Billy: " You were born in this area, weren't you?"

Bob: " Yep, Northern Virginian born and bred, baby!"

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Northern Downpoured

When the song Northern Downpour by Panic! At The Disco starts playing with no trigger warning, and it turns all yeemos and sinners everywhere into a crying mess.

History teacher: *plays video with northern downpour as the background song*
Yeemos and Sinners in the class: *crying*

Teacher: “why are you crying?”
Yeemos/sinners: “why tf did I have to get northern downpoured?”
*continues crying while looking for the cheez whiz*