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Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014


albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

by Gresham Prehn August 1, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty nosebleed

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.

Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....

by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011


nosebleeds

Same as a girl that gives head

she be given those nosebleeds

by Kazuya ryu January 25, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nosebleed Tampon

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.

I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.

by Shrexyshrek March 24, 2016


hollywood nosebleed

the nosebleed one get's from snorting too much coke

Jake left the party in an ambulance with a hollywood nosebleed

by afasfw4fw4 November 9, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


allergic nosebleed

A nosebleed from stupid fucking allergies

I got an allergic nosebleed yesterday

by The Zonda July 16, 2015