Notting But The Turth Brother

"Nothing But The Truth Brother"
A retarded way of saying it

Sam- Dude, that chick at the mall was hot man..
Edgar- Notting but the turth brother

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Notting

(Nuh-t-ing)

The action of hitting someone else with a toy basketball or other replica inflatable sports ball, F.E. a toy baseball or volleyball, repeatedly.
Present tense, verb.

"I was notting on my friends, I got sent to the principals office."
"I got in trouble for making my little brother cry by notting on him."

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

not

When something is not, it means it's just not pleasant, not nice, disgusting and maybe even outright horrible. It can be used to describe literally anything, including people.

That maths lesson was so not.

not

a really common word that can be twisted to complex word

not = not
not not = yes
not not not = not
use it to extend essay or use it in logic puzzles

1:i dont dont think i like this fish
2:you said dont twice eat it
1:no i dont like it no
2:ha you like it you said it twice
1:im leaving
2: DO NOT LEAVE
1: ha you said it
2: i said it once dumdum

NOTS

NOTS is a shortcut for none of this shit

Justin: do you want some Sapporo booze and sone Marlboro cigarettes
Henry: nah NOTS man I don't want it

nots bads

"Not bad" in a thick, heavy accent. Used to express a satisfaction on something in a way that assists your wish of looking like a dope trendsetter. Pronounced as "knohts-betts"

Derek: I bought a pair of Dr. Dre Beats
Daniella: Nots bads