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also known as the "pussy" its most commonly found in the southern region of the female body, feeding mainly on dicks and tampons, occasionally fingers, tongues, and dildos. its natural pray, the penis, penetrates the vagina with it's stealth attack while the pussy's only defense mechanism is its fatal grip, repeatedly choking the wang until it throws up. non-domestic vaginas roam wild and free in some isolated areas called BUSHES
he stuck his penis in her vagina
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1) A hole that guys wish they could stay in forever.
2) Something guys want that can cost a lot of money.
3) A guys favorite play toy.
I lost my vagina. Can I borrow yours?
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The thing that will at some point take over a straight man's (or lesbian woman's. Depends how you roll) life.
Man 1: Remember when we were little and played games and stuff?
Man 2: Yea, that was great.
Man 1: Yea...what the hell happened?
Man 2: We discovered vagina.
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The storeroom for the man's cock.
A.K.A pussy
If it is cold in the winter, than leave your cock in a vagina, it will get warm there
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vagina's can get very wet and can be very tight
Marie's vagina is very tight and always wet
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*The Best Engine in the World*
It can be started with one finger...
It takes any size piston...
and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.
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