Notch

(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.

Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*

Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.

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A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.

Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.

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Hot, particularly good looking, dank

Did you see how notch that guy was?

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a frick (the awkward from of frack which is good)

Minecraft player 1: "notch is sooooo cool! what a frack!"
Me: "hes a frick"

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An achievement, usually relating to an impressive sexual encounter.

Sarah: "I should hook up with all 40 of the Chi Phi brothers."
Me: "Notch dude."

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The creator of Minecraft, founded in 2009. He is know a well known man, and is earning thousands by the day.

Person 1: Wow, Notch joined the server!
Person 2: Who... The Creator of Minecraft?

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A narcissistic woman who loves the unimportant people in her life more than the important ones

Your mom is such a notch

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