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Today is the day you can ask out your crush and they can’t say no
Girl:will you be my bf?
Boy:um-
Girl:it’s November 26th!
Boy:SHIT!
Friend:ahh yo remember it’s November 26
Me:let’s go home and watch Jessie
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The day where u get to flick white people's elbow
It came from the tradition of flicking people's ears but that hurt to much
White man: uh oh it's November 26
Racial minorities: coming for your elbows bitch
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November 26th is the day when you obey your boyfriend. No exceptions, you have to do whatever they say when they say.
Bf: Baby come here and cuddle
Gf: No..
Bf: Come on it's November 26th
Gf: Ah yea you're right, fiine
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the day all the best people were born.
man 1 :hey it November 26th
man 2: yeah no duh it my birthday
man 1:oh thats why your the best person
man 3: sksksksk and I oop
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Today is national date your crush for a week day
Tryna date for a week, alright bet lets smash now. Come on its november 26.
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It’s November 26 and my birthday lets have bday sex!
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