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Not Straight Fucking Water

This drink is NSFW

(SFW = Straight Fucking Water)
Human 1: Where is my SFW?

Human 2: here *gives human 1 the SFW*
Human 1: *spits out SFW* THIS IS NOT SFW THIS IS NSFW

by Pizza Place July 25, 2019

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NSFW

Not safe for weebs.

It's when you say something that pisses off an anime fan

Holy shit that Naruto fan got pissed at me for saying Goku can wreck him, I guess it was nsfw for him

by Pissed off Weebs November 26, 2016

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NSFW

NSFW is an acronym for words like "Not Safe For Work" and "Not For Showing Wife"

Basically it is also a category of some things that is to be shared that is often inappropriate and contains mature content.

Bob: Hey bro, what does NSFW stand for?
Billy: It stands for "Not For Showing Wife".
Bob: Does that mean porn?
Billy: I guess you could say that...

by Daviddv0601 August 21, 2016

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NSFW

Not Safe For Work.
Often used to describe porn, which will get you fired if caught viewing it in the workplace.

Fred: No one will notice me looking at this NSFW stuff!

Andy: Fred, is that tentacle rape?

Fred: Yes, why?

Andy: If the boss catches you...

Fred: OMGWITFBBQ *tries to alt-tab to ESPN*

*boss walks in*

Boss: Fred, why are you looking at pornography?

Fred: Well I wa-

Boss: I don't want to hear it. You will not be missed.

Fred: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by InvisibleWater July 1, 2012

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NSFW

Acronym for Not Safe For Work. Basically stands out as a warning to those at work. It warns people of adult content that your boss or another manager could fire you for looking at.

Website: The place you're about to enter is NSFW.

by RookieAttorney January 12, 2014

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NSFW

Nipple-sucking farm workers.

Because working the fields can get awfully boring without some NSFW.

by Overcast69 October 30, 2010

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NSFW

1) Not Safe/Suitable For Work. An acronym that could get you fired if your boss sees or a co-worker snitches you out for browsing inappropriate material on the internet, especially if it's nudity.
2) Nude/Nudity Shots/Scenes Fucking Win. A made up acronym I personally thought it stood for when viewing ecchi and sexy hentai photos on Twitter. Although I was wrong I still think this acronym fits better.

1) Billy got fired from the office because Kevin snitched him out for googling nudity pics on the company's PC. Moral of this incident: Don't view material that is nsfw.
2) These pics of Yamato make me gap 24/7. Her nsfw.

by PinoyRiccochet June 11, 2016

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