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numpty

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is

twats that cani spell are pure numptys man

by babycakes & angeldelight January 16, 2010

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numpty

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)

by not really me November 2, 2003

41๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone

You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!

by E*** April 8, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Numpty

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.

Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty

by xXTikaXx January 9, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.

by Katie =) April 27, 2006

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numpty

paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with

paul you numpty get up hear.

by lee10ant March 10, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


numpty

In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :

a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them

"That new kid is a right numpty"

"have you seen the numpty who left this empty box in the freezer?"

by Phil Scarfone July 26, 2007

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