Time to nut up or shut up

Time to shut up or grow a pair

Person 1: "I'm scared to go into the basement"
Person 2: "Well it's time to nut up or shut up"

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Nut up at the night of my life

Used when something is very good

P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"

shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger

tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up

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nuts lock up

When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.

My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA

Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.

Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."

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up-nuts

when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts)

usual found in public urinals.

Man 1 "dude have u noticed your balls are just above your penis"

Man 2 "don't fucking laugh dude, i've got up-nuts!!!"

Man 1 "Hahahahaha....powned"

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Follow-up Nut

After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession.

The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met:

1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous.

2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”.

Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).

Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack!

After last night, I have been shooting blanks.

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