British Sexual Tension
Also known as "St John's Wood"
BST happens when you see a woman's elbow on the tube and you wanna shag her but she gets off at Maida Vale and you can't stop getting off at St John's Wood.
BST is short for “Booty Shake Tug.”
BST is a contactless, COVID-19 friendly form of sexual expression. When practiced correctly, a participant will bend over with their back facing their partner(s), spread their cheeks to display their booty hole, thus providing viewers with contactless contact from which to tug. BST became popularized during the pandemic in San Francisco’s North Beach amongst kinky yuppies, and sugar babies.
“Last night was great. We had chipotle for dinner, then came home for 3 minutes of BST before watching Love Is Blind!”
the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.
Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game
Zarif: 9:30
Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30
Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)