Oak

An insult meaning slow, dumb, stupid, or dense.

If someone does something dumb as fuck this is what you call them.

"You fucking oak," says Person A.
"Man, that's so mean!" says Person B.

Oaking

The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.

Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.

Oak

Verb.
Meanings: To “get one over” on someone.

The action of stealing something.
Loosely used as a term to describe any action you want.

I totally "oaked" these sunglasses from the store.

I'm gonna oak at Walmart tonight.

Andy got “oaked” HARD, when his old cellies gangbanged his girlfriend.

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Oaking

Originally born from the Pokemon internet community
A shortening of the phrase "Professor Oak-ing",

A transitive Verb: Attempting to or succeeding at seducing an acquaintance's mother

"I'm straight up professor Oaking that bitch."
"Your mom is getting Oaked"
"I talked to this guy on the internet who said he was Oaking my Mom"

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oaks

Used to describe when one man is trying to convince a girl to dump her current boyfriend and go with him.

She is so fine. I gotta oaks her away from that guy she is with.

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oak

an alternate name for the every-man-for-himself basketball game called 21. This name is used interchangably with "21" in parts of New York and New Jersey.

Player 1: Yo, son, let's play Oak.
Player 2: What the hell is Oak?
Player 1: It's 21, bitch.
Player 2: Oh, 21, aiight, my b.

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oake

1. A word used to describe some really lame individual that nobody likes

2. A pervert, somebody who touches others inappropriately in the wrong places

3. Someone with a foul stench, making others gag intentionally

1. Let's go kick some oake ass

2. That oake is a sicko, yo, fuck him to hell

3. Hey, that stinky oake is back!

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