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Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.
Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?
Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.
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A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.
I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.
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A person, usually female, that gets a Master’s of Science Degree to practice OT thinking they’re going to help people of all ages regain their independence after an illness or disabling condition but instead gets harassed by physicians, other healthcare providers and even family members to get patients out of bed. Also, a person who goes to college 6 to 8 years to wipe butts.
Occupational Therapists help people become independent in activities of daily living.
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A cleaner way to say "Blow Job"
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Taking a guys penis (and/or balls) in your mouth and sucking, kissing, licking, etc it and making him climax. The term is a misnomer. There is no blowing involved, but rather some suction.
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Oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.
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To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
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To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan.
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What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Several men are probably jacking off to this imagining that they were receiving a Blow Occupation from me, AutumnSexyPants.
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Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.
Occupational Health and Safety
When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....
Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks initiated by the fact of being at work. There are two known forms of O.T.S., acute and chronic. This is determined by the type of employment and duration.
Tom: Fu**ing BullSh*t!!! Piece of Sh*t! Son of a Bit*h!
Jake: What's the matter Tom?
Tom: Oh nothing. It just seems as soon as I come to work I start to swear. Don't know what it is?
Jake: Sounds like Occupational Tourette's Syndrome to me.
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The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.
(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
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