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Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

by New gen slang September 12, 2019

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 8, 2010

72πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Hop Off My Dick

Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to β€œFuck off” or β€œget off my case”

β€œPut your cover on” -College Cadet
β€œHop off my dick.” -Academy Cadet/ Lane

by Hop off my dick! October 15, 2018

60πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Get off my dick

Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts

by gridirondb8t April 23, 2007

99πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


get off my dick

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.

#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick

by Bonediddie May 18, 2007

108πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


get off his dick

It means to stop sucking up to someone or to stop holding them to such a high esteem.

Immortal Technique is the best rapper ever!
Get off his dick

I think Obama is gonna be the best president ever!
Get off his dick

by labou June 2, 2008

62πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...

dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...

by blthrskt August 28, 2005

197πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž