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A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.
When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.
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A prime example of British comedy at its best. Originated in Britain (obviously) but followed up by America with "The Office - An American Workplace" which, frankly, uses American humour and all our best quotes eh boys ;)
Co-written by Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant who also appeared at Live 8 this year! - www.rickygervais.com/video2_1.php
"Who says famine has to be depressing!"
www.bbc.co.uk/theoffice
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The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.
The place where secretaries can get a raise.
Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.
Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.
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The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.
Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.
Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”
Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”
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An awsum comady featured by the bbc. Includes such jokes as the classic office dance, the inflateable cock, the staple in the jelly, and much, much more!
10/10 for david brent. - ricky gervais
'When i get home im gona watch the office'
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the uk one is horse shit but the office is my shit its the best fucking show in the world
everyone: the office. thats my shit right there.
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Another word for cocksucker.
"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."
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