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Officed

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

by JeniJo January 8, 2009

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The Office

A prime example of British comedy at its best. Originated in Britain (obviously) but followed up by America with "The Office - An American Workplace" which, frankly, uses American humour and all our best quotes eh boys ;)

Co-written by Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant who also appeared at Live 8 this year! - www.rickygervais.com/video2_1.php

"Who says famine has to be depressing!"

www.bbc.co.uk/theoffice

by Drinkup July 6, 2005

152๐Ÿ‘ 174๐Ÿ‘Ž


Office

The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.

The place where secretaries can get a raise.

Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.

Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.

by AngelicaPG August 14, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. Itโ€™s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: โ€œShit!! Itโ€™s Monday morning and time to get up. Iโ€™ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. Thereโ€™s a whole world out there to see and yet Iโ€™m chained to that desk for 9 hours every dayโ€.

Rowena: โ€œWell I know itโ€™s bad and that unfortunately is what itโ€™s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldnโ€™t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?โ€

Stan: โ€œOhhh please just shoot me!!โ€

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Office

An awsum comady featured by the bbc. Includes such jokes as the classic office dance, the inflateable cock, the staple in the jelly, and much, much more!
10/10 for david brent. - ricky gervais

'When i get home im gona watch the office'

by thedudeofkl May 9, 2005

86๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


the office

the uk one is horse shit but the office is my shit its the best fucking show in the world

everyone: the office. thats my shit right there.

by Eeeeeee eeeeeee March 27, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Officer

Another word for cocksucker.

"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."

by ChrisWoltz January 5, 2018

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