Bro-ology

The study of MAN(a.k.a. bro's) and their interactions with the environment around them.

girl: Why do guys only stare at my chest, and not my eyes?
girl 2: You need to find a bro-ology expert.

Boof(ology)

when one learns the ancient art of shoving a foreign substance / object in the rectal area, and gaining pleasure through:
1.)lower intestine absorption of foreign substance
2.)hitting the g spot in the bunghole with foreign object

When the dildos and ketamine were layed out on the table before her, Amy knew her booty was in for a boof-aloo of a time in boof land. She has finally mastered the art of Boof(ology)

embicle-ology

The study of 'embicles', who are redneck versions (usually from Texas) of "imbeciles."

Hey, I saw a Crackeress the other day, and she was saying such crazy stupid stuff that I got a grant to study her for my embicle-ology class."