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the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over
The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.
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The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.
Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.
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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?
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Sex indoors, typically one’s home, more specifically the bedroom.
After our third date, Ashley took me to her house for some Indoor Olympics.
When someone with the lungs of a dolphin, or Michael Phelps, takes a massive hit from a bong.
Dude I heard Jeremy on the track team took an Olympic toke at the party last night.
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n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.
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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.
Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".
You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?
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An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.
And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,
Special type of beer pong that can only be played during the time period of the Winter or Summer Olympics. Players take turns throwing at a setup of 5 cups, arranged to look like the olympic rings. The table size should be larger, as things should be measured in meters and liters for the game, and a meter's bigger than a foot. Furthermore, to replicate the Olympic feel, spectators may judge the players' shots from 1 to 10 dependent on splashdown. Medals are given out the next morning based on hangover severeness.
Steve and I brought home the gold and silver this morning after a night of Olympic Pong.