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To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.
This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.
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a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"
"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("
"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
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The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
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Tuesday is a day where you and your homies get together and masterbate together. Or even have a gang bang.
Guy : Hey man it's Tuesday you know what that means
Guy : Yeah, we gang.
A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded
Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic
Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday
Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY
The week day equivalent to beige.
This day has come to be known as the "Basic Bitch Day"
George: I like Tuesdays, there's just something about them I like
Michael: This is why your dad left you, George