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A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about her radical views on second amendment remidies for gun play against people that vote against them, Nevada Republican Senate canidate Sharon Angle is "Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass" to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty she actuallty as is.
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A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.
The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'
Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"
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A phrase for cunnilingous, usually to get something in return
Bob needed to use her property for the block party, so he was going to mow her yard and butter her up!
give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day
gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
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Turning a woman over doggy style and fucking her up the ass.
I was fucking her pussy missionary style and then I decided to Flip her over and brown her..FOB
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It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.
When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.
So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!
Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!
that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
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