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When you let a friend borrow an object or possession without the intention of returning it, however if the original owner needs the object back for any reason, being able to reclaim it.
I lent my friend my gameboy on permanent loan just incase I ever wanted it back.
1.) A high-school educated former copier or used car salesman who figured out that he could make money for doing very little by acting as a middleman between banks and even less educated customers (borrowers). He or she drives a Porche or BMW, but its leased just like his house. Borrowers will fight tooth and nail over their proposed 1% fee for 2 weeks to a month worth of effort, but have no problem paying their real estate agent 3% for a couple days of local driving and filling out boilerplate forms.
2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.
You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.
Even though my local bank branch laughed at me when I asked them, my loan officer buddy Joe was able to get me into a new $800 grand house despite the fact that I have no job, no savings to use as a down payment, my FICO score is negative, I'm on several mandatory sex offender lists, and he knows I plan to cook meth in the garage. But Joe's a fucking douchebag because it turns out he made almost $500 dollars off me.
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Pawn broker or a bookie that has no morals and would cut your ass quickly if you default on a loan.
If you need ends (money), go see JZ on 28th. He'll hook you up but your ass is his collateral.
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A loan of $1,000,000, typically from one's father.
I started out with a small loan of one million dollars.
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When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass
Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.
When you take out a loan from a financial institution, you get paid interest for the amount you owe - instead of the "conventional" way of paying interest.
Nigel tried to get a negative loan from the Commonwealth Bank... he failed.