Paperism

A cult in which you use paper for writing instead of typing. Paperists often believe that cell phones cause cancer. They also seem to think paper is unlimited. Paperists are often boomers who don't know how to type or use a computer

Boomer: I support paperism, I do not want to use these fancy gadgets

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paper

1. Cash

2. A small amount of drugs, usually $10 worth of heroin, sold in a fold of paper. See Paper Boy.

1. I've gotta get a job so I can get some paper flowin.

2. Me and my friend blew a paper of junk.

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papering

The act of writing an essay, research paper, or report.

Since I have a research paper due tomorrow, I will spend the entire night papering.

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Paper

Something that teachers don’t like being thrown in the classroom.

*throws paper ball*
Teacher: *picks up paper ball”
Teacher: WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER YOUR MOMS A HOE

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papers

Written documents, usually of some importance.

Papers! Vut papers?

"The Great Escape"

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paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

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papering

When people "cyber" on paper and pass it back and forth.

Example #1:
Person 1: *fucks*
Person 2: *moans*
Person 1: *finishes*

Example #2:
Ira: GOOOOOOOOO HARRRRRDER!!!! *humps*
Tak: *pushes harder* (writing seems darker) If I go any harder, I might have to sharpen my pencil soon!
Ira: I DON'T CARE! KEEP GOING HARDER!!! I LIKE THE BOLD PRINT, BABEH!

Example #3:
Random Person 1: Hey, sexeh! You wanna go papering later?
Random Person 2: Sure thing, baby! Just let me go get some more paper, I have a feeling this might be a long one.

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