come-up

to jack someone; to kill and rob someone

creepin' on a come-up

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come up

ebonics for AWESOME, or anything that has to do with a positive action or thought

yesterday was a come up , i won a million dollars.

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come up

To have sex or get some

Bob: Did you come up last night?
Jimmy: Nah da hoes was trippin.

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come up

to get some, a slang way of saying "having sex"

Jim: Did you come up last night?

Aaron: You know it man.

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come up shuffle

noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.

Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.

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coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.

A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

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coming up short

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT