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A sport where if you're a "dry" novice. You will be plagued with terrible, apathetic judges and crazy old directors. Where they say things like "distance parry" and give points to people that hit your foot or your mask!
Go electric as soon as possible!
"Oh man, because I won against him during pools, now he's not even looking while judging! How awesome."
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An insult that is generally used when someone does something unbearably stupid.
A crueler version of idiot, as calling someone a fenc basically means that you think they should be physically punished for doing something so stupid.
Jimbob is such a fenc, he ran out across the street in rush-hour traffic.
I can't believe Jimbob spelled fenc with a k. He's a fenc.
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A sport where damn near everyone appears to be a mincing pansy poofter* but are actually full tilt hetro. If you see a couple of them together, do not ask which of them gets to be the boy, as they will beat the living shit outta you.
*especially foil and eppe fencers. Sabre fencers just laugh, buy another round and point out the foil and eppe fencers playing Judy Garland songs on the jukebox by the bar.
When I asked the foil fag "How much for a BJ?" at the fencing tournament, he jumped ten feet from a standing start and kicked my teeth out.
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Happens to guys who needs to pee through a chain link fence. In order to not receive backsplash from the fence while peeing they put heir dick through the fence. While peeing they “accidentally” graze the fence with their dick. They realize this feels good so they start to make a habit of getting off on the chain link fence by rubbing their dick on it. Some men have improved upon this pleasurable act by stuffing their balls in the fence first.
Johnny had to get a tetnus shot because he was fencing the other night on a rusty fence.
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a SPORT which includes 3 weapons, and saber is the best of the 3 since it's slapping, foil and epee are poking :p
"Yes fencing IS a sport," jake whispered to the girl.
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Everyone who says that fencing is for "fags," SHUT UP! A: stop being prejudiced against homosexuals! B: have you actually met fencers? Have you tried the SPORT (which IT IS) at all, or are you just sitting in front of your computer feeling superior?
I am a teenage girl. I am straight. I am a fencer. The best people I have ever met are fencers. Maybe some of them are gay, some are straight, but it doesn't matter. To be a good fencer, you have to be so physically and mentally strong. It takes years of hard work and commitment and dedication.
Think what you like, I really don't care, but keep it to yourself. Before you post something on this website again, make sure you actually know what you're talking about, okay?
Fencing should be taken seriously for the real sport that it is.
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The best sport ever, which uses 3 different swords (Sabre, Foil, and Epee). The best part about it? You’re allowed to stab people, which is great for letting out anger! Also, in Sabre, you can hit people (with your sword) without consequences!
Fencer 1: hey man you going to that fencing competition tomorrow?
Fencer 2: yeah, I can’t wait to stab people!
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