Rural Dictionary

Floored

to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up

M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

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1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

by Lone Wulfe October 4, 2006

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floored

(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.

(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!

by $0l0 August 1, 2003

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On the floor

When someone is dying of laughter so hard they fall on the floor(usually not literal)

"Remember when your ex boyfriend Marcus had sex with your best friend Jessica and then you found out a month or two later, they both have HIV? "

"I was on the floor"

by Send me ur nudes :) July 10, 2020

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