asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

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Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

The Griddle

only the greatest place on earth. The Golden Griddle. Milkiest pancakes and a great chill place for the boys.

Josh: Yo matt wanna hit up the griddle?
Matt: Hundred percent!
Max: Yee baby!

Griddled Cheese

A sandwich with only cheese, ham to enhance flavor, and also tomato soup. Cooked on a griddle or pan. aka cheese toasty

Setting: restraunt in a country town
Customer1: Hi what is a griddled cheese?
Waitress: It is a sandwich that is cheese and that’s it, it also comes with a cup of soup.
Customer1: So a grilled cheese?
Waitress: No a griddled cheese!(:
Customer1: Can i just get a damn grilled cheese?!?
Waitress: We don’t serve grilled cheeses here but we have something better called a griddled cheese.

Customer1: Just give me a grilled cheese

Waitress: did you mean to say griddled cheese?

Griddle

Hustle, grind , working hard

I’m on my griddle, he or she is on their griddle.