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(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".
She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!
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"Throwing down hammers" is when you land wicked tricks.
bob:who were you skating with?
tim:rob, man he was throwing down some hammers on the handrail.
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The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.
"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"
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Definition 1: Hitting or working on a project/building with a hammer.
Definition 2: Banging as in sex terms, or giving oral head.
Example Definition 1: "I'm hammering this nail down so it will stay put."
Example Definition 2: "Your girlfriend was hammering between my legs...in bed!"
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Simply put, an attractive girl can be referred to as a hammer. If the aforementioned female is unbelieveably attractive, she can be called a jackhammer or sledgehammer, accordingly. A place where several hammers coexist can be refered to as Hammer City, or Hammerville, USA.
Your sister is a hammer, but your mom is a sledgehammer (usually said with a pelvic thrusting motion).
You gotta go with us to that bar next week, it's Hammer City over there.
I've never seen her before but she must hail from Hammerville, USA.
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1. Noun; A present tense word uncommonly used to describe the act of binge drinking. More commonly used as "Hammered"
2. Noun; A word shouted to call upon Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.
Used during times of distress and discomfort.
Subsequently, if shouted by a person who is righteous, a hammer will fly towards your open hand allowing you to lay the smack down and smite everything around you.
1. Frat fag: "Hey man, you going to get the keg? We're getting hammered tonight."
2. Thor: "This is so good," (coffee) *smashes cup on the ground* "ANOTHER!"
Waiter: Umm, sorry sir...
Thor: *Raises an open arm* "Hammer!!!"
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There are different tiers that one can pack in a bowl. All must be pulled through. The first most basic tier is the snap; merely a small amount of marijuana. The next tier is chop (1/2 weed & 1/2 tobacco). Finally is the hammer (1/3 weed & 1/3 tobacco & 1/3 kief). Hence the name hammer.
"Are you actually about to pack a hammer."
"Yeah this trio of ingredients is about to put me on my ass."
"You're about to be coughing like a motherfucker."
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