Loaf

Large Overly-Aggressive Female.

Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.

Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!

I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.

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Loaf

Rainbow of gay thoughts

I had a loaf today

Loafness

adj; the quality of being a loaf.

look at that kitten's loafness!

loaf

1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

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Loafed

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

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Loaf

So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.

This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:

"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"

"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"

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Loafing

A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.

It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!

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