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Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.
It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"
2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
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A dance performed by Huarache wearing wonnabe cunts. Shufflers are universally loathed by anyone who has ever been to an actual rave.
Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.
- "Look someone shuffling"
- "Oh how the crowd in this place has gone downhill recently"
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A mod you can choose in DDR so the arrows will come up in a different sequence than they usually do.
"Hey, I've totaly memorized the steps for this song."
"Really? Why don't you put on some mods?"
"Okay, let's try boost, reverse, and how about...shuffle?"
"Dumbass."
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A sort of dance that is performed by the low brass (Baritone, Sousaphone, and Trombone) members in a few marching bands.
It involves "Swing Trailing" your instruments while kicking your legs in front of and behind you in unison.
1-Left leg halfway out front
2-Right leg as high in the air as you can get it (out front)
3-Left leg halfway back
4-Right leg all the way back
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Grab your bone (trombone), it's shuffle time!"
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What faggots do
Person one: look at him shuffling!
Person two: he must be a faggot
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Newest rendition in the iPod family. Very small form factor with a built in clip to attach on a belt or pocket.
Damn, i can fit over 200 songs on this shuffle.
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To avoid answering a question directly by beating around the bush or subtly changing the subject; A string of white lies put together to convince a third party you know what you are talking about.
Do you really know what you're talking about, or are you shuffling?
Dude, quite shuffling and tell me straight up.
I've learned to shuffle so well that everyone believes I know what I'm talking about.
...now that is how you shuffle to get out of a situation.