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Tom: this a boy who you dont think very highly of as your first impression of him isn't the best. You think he's one of those self centred boys who only thinks of himself and the one and only fuckboy. On the other hand once you start to get to know him he is actually a kind, loving, funny and someone who surprises you every minute your with him. When your down, not feeling yourself he is always there to help you in every circumstance. That moment he takes off his top and you witness the god given body he has is something you'll never forget neither will you forget his smile after he tells you endless compliments and his so kissable lips which cant stop kissing and you need to tear yourself away from them. And then the moment he leaves is the moment you realise how deeply in love you were with him and how he will always have a piece of your heart wherever you go, but he fails to message you even though he promised and you start wondering if everything he said was a lie but you can get angry with him because you still have something for him so all you end up doing is crying and wonder why you get so attached so easily and all you want is just to kiss and cuddle him every day.
You just don't understand how much i miss Tom, its like a part of me is missing and he's the missing link.
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An absolute fucking dickhead. Thinks he's a G but is really a melt. Has the absolute worst crack and licks more candles than pussy. Probably is secretly having anal with one of the killer clowns.
Guy 1: Is that Tom?
Guy 2: I dunno, does he look like a dildo?
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The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
Advised for:
Rachel
Natasha
Lauren
Samantha
Tom is the most a-m-a-z-i-n-g boy ever. you should be sure to get a date with him
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Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)
Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
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Well Tom is a boy, I presume, who is extremely funny. Though he may be fond of kiddies he definitely makes up for it with dry humour and that adorable smile of his. If you know a Tom you probably know his actual name is #thomas and if you’re really lucky he might know of you too. If you’re close to a Tom count yourself lucky, even if it doesn’t last forever the time you do have is constant smiles and jokes. Ps he’s failing school but is really smart
Girl: is that Tom
Boy: yeah ahah we’re all jealous of him
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You:
Tom: STFU YOU DICKHEAD WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE
You:
Tom: *punches you*
You:wtf
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Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
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