log one out

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump

I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

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rub one out

A sneaky way of saying masurbation.

Hey man, we're gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. Wanna come?

Nah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go rub one out and take a nap.

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VapoRub one out

Masturbating with Vicks VapoRub as lubricant.

I had to VapoRub one out the other day and my genitals felt like Alaska for a week!

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Bash one out

(Verb) Originating from Yorkshire, this is a slang term for the act of masturbating, or "bashing". To bash one out, means to have a good masturbating session.

Steve left the room mid way through the film to bash one out. I heard him moaning in the next room.

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back one out

In reference to defication

I'm going to go back one out

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Knead One Out

Knead One Out; noun. - Wank. The action where-bye an individual places his cod piece in palm for a solid workover or 'Kneading'.

Mr Evans stood carefree in the breeze to knead One Out

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