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v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
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to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
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i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.
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v. Masturbate.
He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.
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noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
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1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off
2. Oh God how I love shitting!
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