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When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
To engage in sexual intercourse
That girls is so fine, I would love to sling one up her!
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To always have a live round in a guns chamber.
Aye, nigga you got that fire on you just in case these niggaa bust?
Yea you know i keep one up top ahk.
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When your life unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.
When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran three miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up life Bro."
A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say you went swimming this weekend, he'll tell you he's a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. If you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. Usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. Most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.
"I was telling him about my ski trip to Taos. One-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in Taos. I hate one-up guy."
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To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
When your lifestyle unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.
When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran 3 miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up lifestyle Bro."