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Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 9, 2020


don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor February 19, 2016


hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020


Latched onto

The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.

The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.

by WanderingLearner March 27, 2024


Onto Mathematics

School of thought which addresses the "something-from-nothing" conundrum.

Based on the corollary of Tarskian area.

Ontological mathematics.

Onto mathematics explains that something appears from nothing because the area of same-discrete lines is two TIMES the area of the volume which encompasses them.

In other words: lines have area.

by zanderfin September 23, 2019


Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 25, 2011