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Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.
Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.
her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.
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A euphemism for the penis, particularly if the owner is keen on sneaking it into restricted or difficult-to-access places. It is generally hoped by the owner that the weasel will be attended to by a weasel-teaser
Dave: Dude, did you see the awesome chick Tim hooked up with last night?
Boris: Yeah man, that guy knows how to work his weasel!
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If a person wants to get in there with somebody else and tries then they are said to be weaseling them. Weaseling could be anything from texting to pulling to going out with them.
You're such a weasel!
Are you weaseling hannah?
I think you should weasel her...
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Someone who says they will come out and chill but then when you call them back when there ready they are already gone somewhere else.
Yo man lets blaze in like 30
yeah dude text me
(text message) lets go burn now its been 30
(text message) im already at larrys burn later
(text message) your such a little bitch weasel
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A sneaky person whose only goal is to trick you or steal from
you. A Schneidly!
Josh is a fuckin weasel! He stole Keegan's keys!
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male penis, usually used in a derogatory manner.
That fucker had the smallest weasel I ever saw in my life, and it was shaved too..
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