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A rather brutal turd that contains nuts
I better lay off these peanuts or I'll end up with an Orville Delight
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When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
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Largest container of popcorn at a movie theater.
Man, that trash can of Orvilles costs 14 bucks !
When you pop her pussy so hard, the Redenbachers are impressed.
Last night I Orvilled her so hard, my roommate thought I was making popcorn,
Unintentionally bonk the same spot on your head
Watch out for the corner of that end table... dont want to orville redenBonker yourself
Generally really motivated, but usually, if it only benefits himself. He cares a lot about the ones that he loves and keeps his woman inline. Huge heart full of feelings and tend to have a lot of man periods. Love sex. Loves love. Loves food. Very attractive and doesn't even know it. He will try his hardest to impress people. Can also have a hard time accepting others he doesn't know very well or knows too well. When he can trust someone and get comfortable he's not afraid to show his goofy, boy side and will tell you all his secrets, insecurities, and anything that is on his mind.
Person 1-Did you hear about orvil?
Person2- yeah he reminds me of my brother.