Just like president JFK’s assassination, The Lee Harvey Oswald is where during sex, just before climax the man pulls out and runs to the far side of the room then attempts to ‘snipe’ the girl in the head from his current position.
The Lee Harvey Oswald
“Bruh I just Lee Harvey Oswald the shit out of that bitch last night.”
The man who was blamed for the deaths of John F. Kennedy and Dallas Police Officer J.D. Tippit on 11/22/1963.
"Lee harvey Oswald is a patsy"
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The fourth companion of the eleventh doctor in the show "Doctor Who" Clara is a never ending mystery to herself and the Doctor. She is the second best companion of the doctor (Rose Tyler being the first). She is the girl twice dead and is not a dalek.
Person 1: who is the Doctor's new companion?
Person 2: oh that's Clara Oswin Oswald, she's badass
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Better the mickey mouse, Is the first cartoon made by Walt Disney,Made in 1927,Is a rabbit that knows his ways with tools.
Oswald the lucky rabbit is so cool and cute when he blushes.
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The man who was framed by the government for the assassination of JFK. Oh, by the way: if you have an IQ above 20, then you would know how to spell the word "knoll".
I thought "The Lord of the Rings" was the greatest work of fiction ever written until I read the Warren Report. Lee Harvey Oswald was shot because he knew too much, you pro-Warren Report lemmings.
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Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.
Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh
In Delee Plaza where JFK was assassinated, they have a museum set up in the book depository where the supposed shot was fired from. The window where Oswald was supposed to have fired from is set up to look exactly like it did on that day. it is called the Sniper's Nest, and the museum is called the Assassination Museum. The Sniper's Nest is a very accurate reconstruction. One of the main reasons it is so accurate is because Oswald isn't in it.
Oswald didn't murder JFK. The shot supposedly came from behind him, where Oswald was, but when Kennedy's head was blown apart, it flung to the left. Its so obvious, yet seeing as Oswald was a Communist and the American government was so fascistic towards Communists, it wouldn't surprise is they just pinned it on him simply because of that.
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