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A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
When you're so bored literally at life that you type the search bar "type any word" without every other letter.
School's boring, time to type "t p a y o d"! Let's see what comes up!
my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g
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also said "snoop d-o-double-g"
Dr. Dre:
"who d'u think brought u the O.Gs,
Eazy-Es, Ice Cubes and D.O.Cs
Snoop D-O double Gs, (s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g)
And the group that said muthafuck the police."
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The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.
1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.
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A girl who doesn't need a man for anything, except "the good stuff".
Momma, you are I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
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W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y
Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s
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