Suicide pact

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide

Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah

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pooper pact

A pact made between a group of friends, usually girls, who promise each other to never have butt sex, or allow anything up their "pooper" unless it is for medical purposes. Guys may also have a variation of this, promising to not stick it in any girls "pooper". It should be made official with a pinkie promise

Guy: Hey you want to have butt sex?
Girl: No! I made the Pooper Pact!

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Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

skypicide pact

the promise between two or more friends or lovers to end a Skype call at the exact same instant.

often used by people in love who can't bear the thought of being the one who terminates the call, so they do it together.

"babe, i dont wanna be the one to hang up! Let's count to three and do it together, on three ok, its a skypicide pact between lovers."

Jagermeister pact

A ritual suicide between friends carried out by walking trough the snow and drinking jagermeister until blacking out

Two men with terminal cancer agree on a jagermeister pact and head towards the tundra with a few bottles

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Suicide Pact

One of the gnarliest drinks of all time, guaranteed to make you shit faced the first drink. Derived from a 12 year old child who killed himself from alcohol poisoning, this drink packs a punch from the scalp of your head, to the bottom of your scrotum. The pact means drinking this cocktail 3 times or more. Mix Includes
-1 Shot of Patron Silver
-1 Shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey
-.5 Shot of Everclear (95% ABV)
-1 Shot of Smirnoff Green Apple
-Peach Schnapps

-1 Shot of Bacardi Rum
-half a cup of OJ

WARNING- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ACTUALLY DIE TRYING TO DRINK THIS. PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

if you can down 3 of these...you are a hardass.

-Friend: Dude wanna get wasted tonight!!!

-You: Hell yeah bro!!

-Friend: well what club should we hit up bro, we can go to th...

-You: Dude, I got all the ingredients for a Suicide Pact right here, lets GET ER DONE!!

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the pact is sealed

What happens when the Death Knight seals the pact.

From warcraft iii.

THE PACT IS SEALED, NOOBELF,gtfo

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