PADS

Post Alcoholic Depression Syndrome

"PADS" is the expression of a feeling of guilt or embarrassment. Usually caused after a night of consuming WAY too much alcohol. PADS can be the result of picking drunk fights with whoever would pay attention to you the night before; waking up to a stranger; waking up and not being able to remember anything from the night before.

Amber: "I am never going to drink again... I feel like death! I feel like killing myself! I cant beleive I did that last night!"

April: "Dont worry, you just have PADS thats all, you will feel better once the PADS wear off"

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Pad

In Music: A wash of sound used to create a harmonic background or atmosphere often with long sustains. Regularly created by synthesisers, but can also be used in the context of a collection of instruments that can create held notes.

"The introduction could do with a mellow pad to start the mood of the piece."

"The pads in that track are a bit cheesy..."

"...I love that section where the harmonium holds a pad"

"The string pad at the end gives me goosebumps every time"

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PADS

Public Action to Deliver Shelter. A group based out of Chicago, for the homeless and hungry.

PADS is a good place to eat a meal.

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pad

Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!

dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.

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pad

The sissiest sissy, the pansiest pantywaist. An extremely effeminate male person.

Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.

Alan, you're a real pad.

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pad

a diaper like thing what girls wear when they are on their period.

Um, my pad is leaking.

I need some new pads.

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Pad

1. That one thing you’re constantly forgetting
2. An item of utmost secrecy
3. A very useful tool

1. Boy: By the way, your pants are bloody.
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.

2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.

3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!

Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!