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A girl, who is gonna be your home. She is the sweetest and most beautiful pookie ever. Yall will be best friends for life, and nothing can get in between yalls friendship. If you ever meet a Padlock, hold on to her and never let her go.
Person 1: Padlock is twerking
Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing
Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her
Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.
Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!
The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.
Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.
A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.