Random
Source Code
Random
In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice
Ever been dismissed for a King Pair?
Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"
40👍 6👎
A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.
Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.
59👍 10👎
A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
An insult designed to get someone to show some courage. It is given in a direct and coarse manner, that men, but women and men too, can relate to. Also used when describing someone else.
"You need to get a pair and show that you're in charge."
Or, "you need to grow a pair."
Or, "he needs to get a pair and make a decision."
31👍 4👎
Telling someone they don't have the balls that they SHOULD have to do something "manly"
Usually a conversation between 2 or more guys.
Jake: I really like Mikayla, but I don't think she would go out with me...
John: Stop being a pussy, grow a pair and ask her out!
661👍 178👎
Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.
Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.