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A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.
Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.
The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.
Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.
Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.
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According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
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When you make a station on pandora and it starts out as shit until you thumbs up and thumbs down the right songs and it turns into a musical heaven.
"Yo I was listening to my Sublime channel on pandora and didn't have to next any songs"
"Thats pandora euphoria right there..."
A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
Pandora Lovegood is literally the best person ever. She is the mother of Luna Lovegood and the wife of Xenophilius Lovegood. She is Regulus Black's best friend also. She is in Ravenclaw. She is absolutely amazing and deserves everything in the whole world.
Person A: You know someone who deserves the whole world?
Person B: Snape?
Person A: Fuck no, Pandora Lovegood.
This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.
My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.
While listening to Pandora® this is the period of time inevitably about every 6th song played that the style "drifts" away from style or band chosen.
I was blissing out during my massage to tranquil music when Pandora Drift struck with a beat-laden tune that really crushed my groove...