1. Having or pertaining to pants.
2. An excessively long way to say "pants".
With all those pairs of jeans, you've got alot of pantsness.
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When you pull down a man's pants and foreskin at the same time. usually in public.
Katie was double pantsing me yesterday in front of my crush!
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to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.
"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"
When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured
You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!
When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.
Greg and Dennis couldn’t form an actual argument, and instead they resorted to Mental Pantsing.
When you come up behind someone and pants them then when they bend down to pick up their pants you step on their pants and give them a wedgie. If done right you should have wedgied your victim right out of his pants. If you want to be really mean you can duck tape his hand and blindfold your victim while you hide his/her pants/shorts so afterword they have to find their pants in their underwear.
One time at camp a bully came up behind he and pantsed he then gave me a pantsing wedgie.
when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.
or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.
Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.